So it turns out that I’m not a dab hand at the old sweet talking.

Who’d a thought telling the ladies they’d lovely thick ankles would win you no favours?

Back in the day that was poetry to their ears. It seems I’m a bit out of the loop when it comes to the chat up lines, so I’m relying on you lads out there to supply me with a few sure-fire zingers.

No messin now, I’m in a bad way, all I can say is thank goodness I’m a looker. There’s a whole section of my website, www.mrtayto.ie  dedicated specifically to you lads sendin in your best lines.

I'm talking about being the Goose to my Maverick ...

So get writing and cheese it up lads!

Mr. Tayto

Comments

[Fish]

Here you go Tayto the girls will like.....

Do you like cheese?

Because im an Easy Single!!!!

Or

Im going to have to give you a ticket.

Because you have been parked in my mind all day.

[Matt McGuirk]

not cheesy, but should get Mr Tayto noticed

[Pat]

Best of luck to you...