They are getting riper by the week lads, seriously  cheesy, even a few ladies
have emparted their tastiest lines to me.

But not all lines bring a smile to my face – this weeks Grande Fromage
has to be the effort of Mathew Lynch  from Meath who spreads it thick and fast with:

"Can I have your picture? Cos I'll want to know I wasn't dreaming tomorrow...'

A line that would melt a lovely girls wellies at a hundred yards with it’s
mighty pong.

Stand up Matthew – you’re this weeks Cheesiest. And remember with great power
comes great responsibility.

A box of Cheese and Onion is on it’s way.