I’ve decided to share my thoughts on the perfect woman for me.

Well first off, she’ll have to be a solid girl, beef to the heel type, you know? She should be down to earth, have a good sense of humour and a love of music. I’m not at all opposed to a woman who wears trousers, it shows a certain level of sophistication in my mind.

Speaking of sophistication she’d have to be one that enjoys the finer things in life, like a rainy afternoon knee deep in mud at the ploughing championships eating crisp sandwiches - sort of like the amazing Lucy Kennedy would!

Now I love a woman who looks good in a pair of wellies, but looks aren’t everything, she’d want some brains too. I mean she’d definitely have to know the business end of a heifer.

Au revoir,

Mr Tayto.