As many of you are aware, I had a brief and Royston-esque foray into politics. While I don’t regret running for office, the whole experience has made me aware that something or rather, someone is missing from my life.

Namely, a Mrs. Tayto.

For many years I have been content to be on my own, crisps and my monster truck have been enough, but now I’d like to share my love of cheese and onion with another. I’d like to find the salt to my vinegar if you will. With this in mind, I am announcing a nationwide search to find myself a lovely girl.

So, if you are single and fancy free, and think you would be interested in a spud like me enter you details into my little black book, or if you’re a spud stud and can give me some much needed advice on how to woo the ladies, throw us a chat up line.

Oh, and by the way, no weirdos please.

Mr. T.

Comments

[Jason]

Go on ye good thing ye!!!!

[Clare]

Dear Mr. Tayto,
I am writing on behalf of my friend Maria who has been looking for a husband for over a year now. She has had to move to Dublin to continue her search and earlier this month, even travelled to New York in her quest to find a husband. I would recommend that you seriously consider checking her out as she would be perfect for you, and definitely be the salt to your vinegar.

There are 2 small problems!
No 1 (major issue, I know, being from the Republic myself): She is from Kerry.
No 2: She currently resides in Dublin.

Perhaps you might consider overlooking these issues in your search for Mrs. Tayto and if so, drop me a line and I'll put you in touch with Maria!

Thanks,

A Proud, Fellow Cork-Woman!