I was out with the lads during the week and we were looking through the Cheesy Chat up lines over a bottle of Red Lemonade and a multi pack of Cheese and Onion (or two)and basically wondering how any Lovely Girl in Ireland could say no to any Spud Stud who brings lines like this:

'Your eyes are the same colour as my porsche!'

I mean, come on! Phew!

That's a total winner! And it comes from Karl Mullins from Carlow. Brilliant stuff Karl - I'm getting my people to goody you up!

Keep' em coming lads.