Hi Folks, just some small changes to today and tomorrow's Love Bus Tour... sure I'll see you there!

Thursday
Drogheda 12-1230
Dundalk 1400-1445
Navan 1530 -1600

Friday
Longford 0900-0945
Roscommon 1030-1100
Ballyhaunis 1145-1215

This intercyberwebnet is great stuff altogether but eventually you've gotta do things the old fashioned way.

So, I'm getting out from behind my desk and hitting the road in my Love Bus. Pressing the flesh, so to speak. Ahhh... reminds me of the early days of the Election Campaign.

Only this time, it's not votes I'm looking for!

I'm searching the towns and cities of our fair land, for someone a lot more precious than your Number 1 vote - the ultimate Lovely Girl, to be Mrs. Tayto!

So put on your Sunday best, ladies - I'm on my way...

Thursday 31st Jan: I'm at the seaside in Bray, practicing my opera in Wexford and polishing the local's Crystal Wellies in Waterford   

Friday 1st Feb: Hurling the love about in Clonmel and Kilkenny and 'Dew' a stop in Tullamore

Friday 8th Feb: in the Peoples Republic... Cork!

Thursday 14th Feb: Celebrating international day of love in Longford, Sligo and Ballyhaunis

Friday 15th Feb: Meeting the lovely girls of Galway, Ennis and Limerick

Friday 29th Feb: Trying a few cheesy ones on the girls of Drogheda and Nass.

So look out for me.

Admittedly, driving that red yoke I'm hard to miss.

Mr. Tayto

As many of you are aware, I had a brief and Royston-esque foray into politics. While I don’t regret running for office, the whole experience has made me aware that something or rather, someone is missing from my life.

Namely, a Mrs. Tayto.

For many years I have been content to be on my own, crisps and my monster truck have been enough, but now I’d like to share my love of cheese and onion with another. I’d like to find the salt to my vinegar if you will. With this in mind, I am announcing a nationwide search to find myself a lovely girl.

So, if you are single and fancy free, and think you would be interested in a spud like me enter you details into my little black book, or if you’re a spud stud and can give me some much needed advice on how to woo the ladies, throw us a chat up line.

Oh, and by the way, no weirdos please.

Mr. T.